The Return of Crazy English Memes (Part III)


I got a million of ’em…

If I dust the shelf, I take particles off. If I dust the crops, I put particles on. ENGLISH…

If one has one’s cake, one does not simply eat it too.

First degree murder is the most severe. First degree burns are the least severe. ENGLISH…

Why do “flammable” and “inflammable” mean the same? ENGLISH…


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  1. Grammar Nut
    Grammar Nut11-04-2013

    Hospitals have parking spaces marked PATIENT PARKING ONLY. Where does one park if you’re IMPATIENT? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?
    We call UP our friends.
    And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.
    Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?
    hours — especially happy hours and rush hours — often last longer than sixty minutes.

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