Painful Puns #1

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I admit it. I’m a sucker for puns. And, yes, that makes me a pun-sucker. I enjoy the way puns cause me pain and make me laugh at the same time. Enjoy these groaners.

Two antennae fall in love and get married.

The ceremony was ordinary, but the reception was excellent.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents.

Two red blood cells met and fell in love.

But alas, it was in vein. (via Sporkle)

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  1. Grammar Nut
    Grammar Nut02-07-2014

    I love puns! They’re kinda like memes. So you know what’s coming….

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

    • Will Egan
      Will Egan02-12-2014

      Old.
      How many copy editors does it take to screw on a lightbulb? Excuse me, shouldn’t that be screw IN?

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