Crazy English Memes, Part II

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They’re back!

FYI, these all came out of my brain, but I no longer recall how they got into my brain in the first place. I’ve been told the one about getting in, rather than on, an airplane originated with George Carlin. Maybe I heard him many years ago and it stuck, but I don’t recall. As far as I know that was my own thought. In other words, if some of these sound plagiarized, I’m not being dishonest, I just have a bad memory.

Click here for Crazy English Memes Part I.

Why is a caregiver the same as a caretaker? ENGLISH…

She asked if I wanted a hot cup of coffee. I said, “No, I want a cup of hot coffee.”

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? ENGLISH…

Why do we play at a recital and recite at a play? ENGLISH…

Why do we ship things in cars and send cargo by ship? ENGLISH…

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