The Delights of Spam
I am thankful for my spam-blocking program. It works great. It has blocked literally thousands of spammy comments from appearing on my posts, and it never makes the mistake of blocking real comments. That makes my readers’ experience more pleasant and saves me a lot of hassle.
I enjoy skimming through the spam comments every now and then. I’m always amused by the attempts at bland, generic encouragement that might apply to just about any blog post on the web. I guess appealing to blogger pride is a proven method. The English is so bad. Why can’t these lowlife companies find anyone who actually speaks English to write their spam?
For your amusement, here are some highlights from today’s spam filter. Blue comments are mine.
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Leave your comments below. Unless you are a spammer. Then don’t bother because my spam filter will render your lame efforts useless and I will make fun of you later.