The Delights of Spam


Spam can with red "no" sign

I am thankful for my spam-blocking program. It works great. It has blocked literally thousands of spammy comments from appearing on my posts, and it never makes the mistake of blocking real comments. That makes my readers’ experience more pleasant and saves me a lot of hassle.

I enjoy skimming through the spam comments every now and then. I’m always amused by the attempts at bland, generic encouragement that might apply to just about any blog post on the web. I guess appealing to blogger pride is a proven method.  The English is so bad. Why can’t these lowlife companies find anyone who actually speaks English to write their spam?

For your amusement, here are some highlights from today’s spam filter. Blue comments are mine.

I’d prefer to make use of some using the content on my weblog no matter whether you do not mind.

Well, if it doesn’t matter whether I do not mind, then what’s stopping you from using the using? Use away! 

An impressive share, I just given this onto a colleague who was doing just a little analysis on this. And he in reality purchased me breakfast considering that I identified it for him. smile.

There’s nothing like breakfast in reality, is there? 

You can find absolutely plenty of details like that to take into consideration. Which is an awesome point to bring up. I supply the thoughts above as general inspiration but clearly you can find questions like the 1 you bring up exactly where essentially the most significant thing might be working in honest decent faith. I don?t know if preferred practices have emerged about items like that, but I am positive that your job is clearly identified as a fair game.

Yeah. Wait, what? 

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I like this guy. Or robot. 

There is certainly noticeably a bundle to understand about this. I assume you created certain nice points in capabilities also.

Yes, of course. Noticeably a bundle of nice points in capabilities. It’s what I do best.


Leave your comments below. Unless you are a spammer. Then don’t bother because my spam filter will render your lame efforts useless and I will make fun of you later. 

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Brian WaskoBrian is the founder and president of One of his passions is to teach young people how to write better.View all posts by Brian Wasko

  1. Brian Wasko
    Brian Wasko03-20-2013

    Will, I don’t know if there’s a way for you to delete comments, so I did it for you.

  2. Misty Post
    Misty Post03-19-2013

    This was a very funny post. I loved the robots’ use of grammar. : )

  3. CJ

    “Yeah. Wait, what?” — my thoughts exactly. xD This post is hilarious. You must do this again in the future! 😀

    • Brian Wasko
      Brian Wasko03-16-2013

      Will do, CJ. It will be easy, since I get about fifty of these every day. 🙂

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